Conspiracy Theorist Mousepad
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't after you.
The human mind loves a good conspiracy. From religion, to aliens, to the grassy knoll, these theories abound. You'll want to spend your time researching and informing, while using your new "conspiracy theorist" mousepad. Besides, take a look at your current mousepad, it's time for a new one, isn't it? Made from a non-slip 4 mm thick neoprene, this mousepad will be there with you, when you uncover the missing piece.